[10/16/2014 7:41:52 PM] Baphomet: 999!))
[10/16/2014 7:42:37 PM] Malaeryx: ((999 Character's mind is blown. DC 30 Class Level save or their minds explode from realizing the answer to the universe. If they succeed, they gain their ranks equal to their class level in Knowledge (everything) checks.
....Headache?))
[10/16/2014 7:42:52 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Headache
[10/16/2014 7:42:59 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((We have an order for this?
[10/16/2014 7:43:34 PM] Malaeryx: ((Me, Tsar, Rider, Ziel is the list I see at top of members of chat log))
[10/16/2014 7:44:59 PM] Dan(Rider): ((WOO!! I fixed my HUD!!))
[10/16/2014 7:45:17 PM] Malaeryx: ((do we wait till next turn for reactions to number rolls, or ask before we do our posts what number we roll?))
[10/16/2014 7:45:33 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((wha?
[10/16/2014 7:46:11 PM] Malaeryx: ((beer effect, I had to stop my post to ask for a number, so should we from now on ask for a number first, so we cna do the drinking *and* the effect post all in one go?))
[10/16/2014 7:46:31 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I vote we have the drinking and effect in the same post, yeah
[10/16/2014 7:46:46 PM] Malaeryx: ((k, let me have Mal get a headache, then my post will be done then XD))
[10/16/2014 7:47:10 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((kk
[10/16/2014 7:47:22 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Didn't Ryna say 999?))
[10/16/2014 7:47:57 PM] Malaeryx: {Malaeryx slams the beer mug back onto the tabel with a groan as she presses her hand to her face in pain from the sudden terrible headache she suffers from}
By the Norse *GODS*!....ahh, that hurts!
[10/16/2014 7:48:41 PM] Tsarina Morazov: (( Oh me next! 22!
[10/16/2014 7:49:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((22 Character can no longer kill anything. ))
[10/16/2014 7:49:15 PM] Dan(Rider):
[10/16/2014 7:49:18 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((....
[10/16/2014 7:49:21 PM] Dan(Rider): ((LOL
[10/16/2014 7:49:27 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I can work with that
[10/16/2014 7:53:56 PM] Tsarina Morazov: Tsarina sat leisurely in her seat, feet crossed and resting on the table as she pushed her chair back on two legs, "This should be entertaining I suppose..." After watching Malaeryx's effect she tilted her head, "That was anticlimatic..." She grabbed her mug and swallowed. Setting the mug down she looked at herself and things nearby, "Mkay... dud beer...?" She swatted at a fly that had been buzzing about and moved to slam it to the table. She gave a soft growl when her hand seemed to freeze, "Da heck... what am I now goddess patron of flies..." She tried again and same as before. "Did it turn my power off?" She muttered before whistling sharply. The Hellhound that had been stalking her emerged to trot over. She fired at it but couldn't kill it, "Bloody hell....?"
[10/16/2014 7:55:15 PM] Dan(Rider): ((513))
[10/16/2014 7:55:30 PM] Malaeryx: ((513 Character is haunted by the ghost of everything they slay. ))
[10/16/2014 7:55:39 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((O.O
[10/16/2014 7:55:44 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Oh god...))
[10/16/2014 7:55:52 PM] Baphomet: ((sry lagged))
[10/16/2014 7:55:54 PM] Malaeryx: ((awasome pick lol))
[10/16/2014 7:55:57 PM] Baphomet: ((my turn?))
[10/16/2014 7:56:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((naw rider's turn))
[10/16/2014 7:56:11 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Wait, so number of ghosts or one ghost?))
[10/16/2014 7:56:25 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Tsar will enjoy some of the ghost thing...
[10/16/2014 7:56:58 PM] Malaeryx: (("everything they slay" I'd say anything Rider has killed, maybe its a different ghost every post?))
[10/16/2014 7:59:39 PM] Dan(Rider): "You know, doing this for a lot of money is still the same thing as doing it for money." He'd stare at his beer that he has for a moment. "Well, here goes nothing." He'd take the glass and drink his beer and place the glass down. "...Well, I don't feel anything. Maybe I'm just-" Rider would then suddenly see a demonic creature in front of his face, making him fall off his seat and go for his shotgun. "Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is that doing here!?!?"
[10/16/2014 8:00:41 PM] Baphomet: gimme 2 mins guys, restarting router))
[10/16/2014 8:00:51 PM] Malaeryx: ((k Ziel))
[10/16/2014 8:02:02 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Holy shit! I get the ghost thing RIGHT when Ghostbusters movie comes on TV. XD))
[10/16/2014 8:06:03 PM | Edited 8:07:37 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would cackle like an insane hyena at Riders reactions- "The halfling is terrified! Can I have an ale, please? Can I?"
[10/16/2014 8:06:45 PM] Malaeryx: ((You need to ask for your beer first, so IC all in one post 8P
((12 Character can resurrect once per year.
[10/16/2014 8:07:16 PM] Baphomet: sry lol.
I shall repost with same numbah))
[10/16/2014 8:10:19 PM] Malaeryx: ((no, your NUMBER lol! You need to OOC ask for your number before you post, so you don't split your posts between drinking and typeing the effect XD))
[10/16/2014 8:11:35 PM] Baphomet: oooooh))
[10/16/2014 8:11:38 PM] Baphomet: i derped))
[10/16/2014 8:11:48 PM] Malaeryx: ((Like how we all asked for a number ooc, before typeing ic post lol))
[10/16/2014 8:12:03 PM] Baphomet: ah i dont have that cause skype wa being derpy))
[10/16/2014 8:12:07 PM] Baphomet: was))
[10/16/2014 8:12:21 PM] Malaeryx: ((oh))
[10/16/2014 8:12:56 PM] Baphomet: ill post after he drinks it then yes?))
[10/16/2014 8:14:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((......uhm....[ooc ask for a number. recieve effect associated with that number. Then you type for IC what they would do in responce to the already recieved ooc result for your number))
[10/16/2014 8:14:23 PM] Malaeryx: ((you got 'can resurect once per year'))
[10/16/2014 8:14:33 PM] Baphomet: ((ah, okay. Sorry about that))
[10/16/2014 8:14:43 PM] Baphomet: ((I shall repost!))
[10/16/2014 8:16:08 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would cackle like an insane hyena at Riders reactions- "The halfling is terrified!" _Hed drink his beer after pulling down his mask, Smacking his lips hed then grin not really noticing an effect- "That was tasty, We should drink this all the time!"
[10/16/2014 8:16:43 PM] Malaeryx: ((need a number, 1-1000))
[10/16/2014 8:17:17 PM] Baphomet: 78))
[10/16/2014 8:18:06 PM] Malaeryx: ((78 Character can cast a random cantrip spell at will. ))
((....Not sure what those))
[10/16/2014 8:18:41 PM] Malaeryx: ((google says pranks.))
((Name some mischeiouvus magic effect))
[10/16/2014 8:19:04 PM] Baphomet: ((uhhhh))
[10/16/2014 8:19:09 PM] Baphomet: ((Rider we need you!))
[10/16/2014 8:19:51 PM] Tsarina Morazov: o.o))
[10/16/2014 8:20:42 PM] Malaeryx: ((Tsar you deal with kids for days on end lol, whats a good magical prank?))
[10/16/2014 8:21:05 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Loss of gravity
[10/16/2014 8:21:16 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL!))
[10/16/2014 8:21:27 PM] Dan(Rider):
[10/16/2014 8:21:31 PM] Dan(Rider): ((LOL
[10/16/2014 8:22:09 PM] Baphomet: ((Oh dear))
[10/16/2014 8:26:57 PM] Malaeryx: {Snarling angrily as she covers her winceing eyes with her right hand as she hisses in pain from her migrane, Malaeryx frowns at the demonic ghost that appears when Rider drinks his beer, before grumbling irritably and sipping her beer with a wince}
"The taste is foul, why do humans even enjoy drinking this?....what..?"
{frownning as her hands seem to glow suddenly, Malaeryx begins examining the backs and palms of her heands, before exclaiming loudly as she zaps herself with a magical prank spell, causeing her to shout as she suddenly "falls up" and lays aghianst the ceiling, before looking down at the rest of the room in surprise}
"Oh...as if my head wasn;t hurt badly enough already."
[10/16/2014 8:27:57 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((653
[10/16/2014 8:28:15 PM] Malaeryx: ((653 Character is constantly mistaken for an extremely evil demon. ))
[10/16/2014 8:28:32 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((... that doesn't change much XD
[10/16/2014 8:28:37 PM] Malaeryx:
[10/16/2014 8:31:02 PM] Tsarina Morazov: The Tsarina watched the others while she tried to kill things, "Not even the damn houseplant?!" She huffed and looked at her hands, "Hmm...oh hey ghost..." She watched the ghost thing and then Malaeryx hitting the ceiling. She snickered, 'So what, we fly it to you next round?" She tipped her head back and drank before setting it down, "Nothing? Again...?" She herself saw and fel no different.
[10/16/2014 8:31:37 PM] Dan(Rider): ((241))
[10/16/2014 8:31:55 PM] Malaeryx: ((241 Character attempts to devour kobolds on sight. ))
[10/16/2014 8:32:05 PM] Dan(Rider): oh god. XD
[10/16/2014 8:32:19 PM] Dan(Rider): ))
[10/16/2014 8:32:37 PM] Dan(Rider): ((That doesn't really change anything unless a kobold suddenly enters the room))
[10/16/2014 8:33:06 PM] Malaeryx: ((You say that like its impossible.))
((I'm not sure its *not*))
[10/16/2014 8:34:28 PM] Dan(Rider): "I forget why I'm doing this." The ghost who is a male in glasses floats near him making whispers. "Will you get the hell out already!?" He'd drink his beer and set the glass down. Keeping his silence, he looks around for a moment. "Well, nothing happening then?"
[10/16/2014 8:39:14 PM] Baphomet: ((007 -james bond theme plays))
[10/16/2014 8:39:34 PM] Malaeryx: ((7 Character can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to them. ))
[10/16/2014 8:39:45 PM] Dan(Rider): ((LOL!)
[10/16/2014 8:39:54 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I vote city pigeons as talking to em
[10/16/2014 8:41:23 PM] Baphomet: -Baph would stick out his tounge before snickering at Mal, hed then turn to Rider and his new buddy before guzzling another beer. Aside from the taste nothing happens and he looks to The Tsarina- "I dont think ours work!"
[10/16/2014 8:41:51 PM | Edited 8:43:32 PM] Malaeryx: ((I Need a number, 1-1000))
[10/16/2014 8:46:31 PM] Tsarina Morazov: 777))
[10/16/2014 8:46:46 PM] Malaeryx: ((777 Character gains a butterfly familiar. (The Character doesn't know it's their familiar though) ))
[10/16/2014 8:46:58 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((BAHAHAHAAAA
[10/16/2014 8:47:01 PM] Dan(Rider): ((XD))
[10/16/2014 8:47:33 PM] Baphomet: ((Tsar gunna keel it))
[10/16/2014 8:47:47 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((She cant XD
[10/16/2014 8:50:22 PM] Malaeryx: {slowly leaning 'up' from laying on her back with a groan as she remains pressed to the ceiling, Malaeryx whips her tail out from under her and rubs at her back in pain, before blinking in surprise as she notices the, according to what she sees, horrible demon Tsarina Morazov now appears as}
"Well...atleast I'm not suffering alone in this."
{Sighing as she drinks her beer upside down on the ceiling, Malaeryx looks at herself for any changes, as she waves a hand to ward away a monarch butterfly that now seeks to float around her face}
"Irritateing Insect"
[10/16/2014 8:54:23 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((322
[10/16/2014 8:54:41 PM] Malaeryx: ((322 Character shoots out fireworks (works as dancing lights) whenever they're struck. ))
[10/16/2014 8:55:16 PM] Dan(Rider): ((It probably won't happen))
[10/16/2014 8:55:30 PM] Malaeryx: (('Looks like a Demon' + 'shoots fireworks from self when attacked' + 'can't kill' = lol XD))
[10/16/2014 8:55:30 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Da heck am I gonna do wit that one XD
[10/16/2014 8:56:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((you can re-roll if ya want))
[10/16/2014 8:56:31 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Can I please? Mal is pinned to the roof with a buttefly and I wanna do eet too
[10/16/2014 8:56:41 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((112
[10/16/2014 8:56:58 PM] Malaeryx: ((lets say each person gets 1 re-roll?))
((112 Character's sneeze is now a gust of wind. ))
[10/16/2014 8:57:24 PM] Dan(Rider): ((LOL!))
[10/16/2014 9:01:47 PM] Baphomet: ((So Tsar has tornado sneezes?))
[10/16/2014 9:01:55 PM] Malaeryx: ((yep, lol))
[10/16/2014 9:04:24 PM] Tsarina Morazov: Roxandra looked up and saw the butterfly. She tried to kill it but was still unable, "This is getting old..." She shrugged and drank from her mug. The foam tickled her nose and she set it down before sneezing. The force of the sneeze knocked her back so her chair fell and she was looking at the cieling, "Ow..." She sneezed again and was propelled a few yards along the floor. She stood slowly, "Ow..." Gingerly sitting down before sneezing AGAIN and once again on the floor looking up, "Oh for the love of chaos..."
[10/16/2014 9:04:55 PM] Dan(Rider): ((HA!! XD))
[10/16/2014 9:05:04 PM] Dan(Rider): ((I'm gonna go for...666))
[10/16/2014 9:05:37 PM] Malaeryx: ((666 A furious demon portal is opened up directly in front of the Character, and a monster of unspeakable horror named Howard suddenly sparks into existence. ))
[10/16/2014 9:05:58 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Yes! LOL!!))
[10/16/2014 9:08:16 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Is it evil demon?))
[10/16/2014 9:09:19 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I vote big friendly and very huggy
[10/16/2014 9:09:35 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((That would be unspeakable horror to Maelstrom
[10/16/2014 9:09:57 PM] Malaeryx: ((It says unspeakable horror, but with a name like howard, I'm pictureing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76QcibRlyA0Skip 2 1:50))
[10/16/2014 9:11:34 PM] Dan(Rider): ((I don't think I'll be able to RP a chara like that. XD))
[10/16/2014 9:11:44 PM] Baphomet: ((i just realized something))
[10/16/2014 9:12:22 PM] Malaeryx: ((maybe it shows up, oes something, then vanishes, rider?))
[10/16/2014 9:12:27 PM] Baphomet: ((If Tsar could no longer kill anyone that would make her the best torturer in the world))
[10/16/2014 9:12:31 PM] Malaeryx: (("does something"))
[10/16/2014 9:12:43 PM] Dan(Rider): ((I'll just make it friendly and huggable))
[10/16/2014 9:12:47 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL!
Ziel, your my hero!))
[10/16/2014 9:14:18 PM] Dan(Rider): As the now ghost girl invades his personal space making whispers on how many innocents he killed before, he just drank his beer and put the glass down. "Please let the ghost go away." He then sees a demon portal appear in front of him and a really ugly demon stepping out saying 'Hi, I'm Howard!' "Oh my god, just go back to hell!" 'No way! Is that you Nicky?' "Can you not leave me alone right now!?" 'uh-oh, I think someone needs a huuuug!' "Touch me, and you're fucking dead!"
[10/16/2014 9:15:58 PM] Baphomet: ((192))
[10/16/2014 9:16:39 PM] Malaeryx: ((192 Character gains +30 to balance when they are completely naked. If touched with anything (including rain) the effect is negated. ))
((Want a free re-roll, considering the nature of the effect?))
[10/16/2014 9:17:19 PM] Baphomet: ((Yes lol))
[10/16/2014 9:17:28 PM] Baphomet: ((280))
[10/16/2014 9:17:29 PM] Malaeryx: ((number?))
[10/16/2014 9:17:47 PM] Malaeryx: ((280 Character recently took an inviolable vow but can’t quite remember it. (DMs choice) ))
[10/16/2014 9:18:13 PM] Dan(Rider): ((XD))
[10/16/2014 9:18:16 PM] Baphomet: ((I dont know what that means!))
[10/16/2014 9:18:49 PM] Malaeryx: ((your character took a sacred vow, but can't remember what that vow was XD))
[10/16/2014 9:21:12 PM] Baphomet: -Baph would be busting a gut laughing at the three that seem to be having a hard tome with thier drinks.- "This ale is amazing! I dont understand why all of yours is broken!" -Hed grin at Rider's new friend and wave like the derp he is- "Hi Howard, Im Baphomet!"
[10/16/2014 9:21:47 PM] Malaeryx: ((...did he drink?))
[10/16/2014 9:22:01 PM] Baphomet: ((Not yet lol))
[10/16/2014 9:22:24 PM] Baphomet: -The demon blood would then guzzle his beer down, smacking his lips-
[10/16/2014 9:23:19 PM] Malaeryx: ((Need a number, 1-1000))
[10/16/2014 9:24:15 PM] Baphomet: ((789))
[10/16/2014 9:24:37 PM] Malaeryx: ((789 Character breathes out harmless lightning clouds. Can shock/distract people. ))
[10/16/2014 9:24:57 PM] Dan(Rider): ((How can a chara drink beer like that!? XD))
[10/16/2014 9:27:22 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Scarier, Baph has lightening
[10/16/2014 9:27:52 PM] Malaeryx: {Sitting atop the roof, laughing at the sight of Tsarina Morazov skidding across the ground from her hurricane-sneezes, and Rider's new Demonic Hug-Buddy, Malaeryx sips her beer with a grin, only to groan and belch as a thundercloud pours forth from her open mouth and nose, and obscures the ceiling in thick fog, before causeing an eletrofied outline of her skeleton to appear as the storm cloud harmlessly electrocutes her and the butterfly as she screams in surprise}
[10/16/2014 9:28:10 PM] Malaeryx: ((your turn Tsar))
[10/16/2014 9:28:39 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((99
[10/16/2014 9:28:47 PM] Dan(Rider): (brb a quickie
[10/16/2014 9:29:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((oh shit
99 Character explodes and dies, bwahahahaha. Will negates. (DC 10) ))
[10/16/2014 9:29:20 PM] Baphomet: ((Welp Tsar's out))
[10/16/2014 9:29:23 PM] Malaeryx: ((Tsar, think your first person out, unless you want to use your 1 re-roll))
[10/16/2014 9:29:39 PM] Malaeryx: ((oh wait, did that first one count for re-roll?))
[10/16/2014 9:30:05 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I dunno XD
[10/16/2014 9:30:07 PM] Dan(Rider): ((back))
[10/16/2014 9:30:21 PM | Edited 9:30:34 PM] Baphomet: ((quick! Stabyourself and you wont doe cause you cant kill!))
[10/16/2014 9:31:04 PM] Malaeryx: ((XD))
((wait...she can't kill herself. Would the beer drinking count as an act of suicide?))
[10/16/2014 9:31:22 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((...I would call that suicide
[10/16/2014 9:31:31 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, re-roll then))
[10/16/2014 9:31:55 PM] Baphomet: ((Loopholes yay!))
[10/16/2014 9:32:04 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Soooo my rolls killed this roll...? Okai... 13
[10/16/2014 9:32:22 PM] Malaeryx: ((13 Character forgets how to read and write. But will also be able to cast read magic at will. ))
[10/16/2014 9:32:23 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((LOL I dunno, Yes is the ref so if I am out I am out and all
[10/16/2014 9:33:02 PM] Malaeryx: ((I think it prevents, since you can;t kill anything, and that would be an act of killing yourself by drinking it and thus, self-inflicted))
[10/16/2014 9:33:27 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((mkay
[10/16/2014 9:35:31 PM] Tsarina Morazov: She picked herself off the floor and stared at the demon, "That thing touches me, can I try and hurt it...?" She sneezed again, "Da hell..." She was on the floor again. Watching the others and their effects made her laugh, 'I love this game..." She managed to sit back up and sipped her drink again. She then blinked and looked around in some confusion, "Okay... why are the books suddenly in gibberish...?"
[10/16/2014 9:37:15 PM] Dan(Rider): ((was 593 used?))
[10/16/2014 9:37:43 PM] Malaeryx: ((593 Character gains a gambling addiction, and has magically bad luck. ))
[10/16/2014 9:37:52 PM] Baphomet: ((HA!))
[10/16/2014 9:37:59 PM] Baphomet: ((I think Rider just lost))
[10/16/2014 9:38:14 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Does that mean I can ONLY get bad effects from this game?))
[10/16/2014 9:38:36 PM] Malaeryx: ((think so))
[10/16/2014 9:38:46 PM] Malaeryx: ((rider has his re-roll still))
[10/16/2014 9:41:57 PM] Dan(Rider): 'Come on Nicky, I know you want the huuuuug~!' "No, I DO NOT!!!" Rider would punch the demon away and it would fly across the room and hit a wall. 'I think you need a time out.' "Go screw yourself!" Rider would then drink his beer and just shake his head as he puts the glass down. "Heh...Another dud? Feels like my lucky day! You know what? How bout I bet my next paycheck that my next beer is another dud!" 'Nicky! You're drunk! And you're gambling? You need to get sober my friend.' "Do you WANT to get sent back to hell again!?!?" The ghost of what looks like a gentleman then continues the whispering "Oh, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! Oh wait, you can't cause you're fucking dead! Fuck off!"
[10/16/2014 9:43:10 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((... Tsar is laughing hysterically fyi XD
[10/16/2014 9:43:27 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, as am I))
[10/16/2014 9:43:27 PM] Baphomet: ((865))
[10/16/2014 9:43:38 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Rider is argueing with a demon and ghost XD
[10/16/2014 9:43:47 PM] Malaeryx: ((865 Character is unable to talk around the opposite gender. ))
[10/16/2014 9:43:52 PM] Dan(Rider): ((He's having a really bad time now. XD))
[10/16/2014 9:43:58 PM] Malaeryx: ((you have a re-roll still))
[10/16/2014 9:44:04 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Should we count this as IC when we get on Champs? XD))
[10/16/2014 9:44:21 PM] Baphomet: ((ya reroll))
[10/16/2014 9:44:31 PM] Baphomet: ((323))
[10/16/2014 9:44:45 PM] Malaeryx: ((323 Character gains a small doom cloud familiar. ))
[10/16/2014 9:44:55 PM] Malaeryx: ((rainstorm over head? XD))
[10/16/2014 9:45:04 PM] Baphomet: ((Sure!))
[10/16/2014 9:45:15 PM] Dan(Rider): ((*flails* DOOOOOOOOOM CLOOOUUUD!!!))
[10/16/2014 9:47:48 PM | Edited 9:48:24 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would be cackling as he rolls on the ground. Once he pulls himself together hed chug another beer, upon emptying his cup hed look around, raindrops coming from seemingly no where- "Oh my god--...AHHHH!" -Upon saying a holy word his tail would instatly catch fire only to be put out by the mysterious rain, looking up hed see the dark storm clouds before gasping in glee. Jumping up hed hug it- "I love you!" -Not realizing it was an actual cloud hed fall on hie arse after a few moments but still be grinning like an idiot- "Awwww, It loves me back the little dickens"
[10/16/2014 9:48:24 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, need a number))
[10/16/2014 9:48:39 PM] Baphomet: ((831))
[10/16/2014 9:49:30 PM] Malaeryx: ((831 Whenever the Character falls asleep, their clothes fly away and migrate south for the winter. ))
((Potential nudity result, need a free re-roll))
[10/16/2014 9:50:57 PM] Baphomet: ((858))
[10/16/2014 9:51:25 PM] Malaeryx: ((858 Character's eyes are permanently covered with shadow, and are impossible to see under any light. ))
[10/16/2014 9:51:53 PM] Dan(Rider): I think I remember that was used before...I think with Koschei))
[10/16/2014 9:52:49 PM] Baphomet: ((As if mal didnt look intimidating already))
[10/16/2014 9:54:33 PM] Malaeryx: {Snarling in rage from within the storm cloud coverign the cieling, a gulping noise can be heard as Malaeryx downs another mouthfull of beer and disperses the water makeing up the cloud surounding her with a handwave, only to reveal her eyes to now appear to be sunken pits of darkness, the shadows covering them pitch black, made worse by the relieved smile Malaeryx makes when she thinks nothing has happenned}
"Finally, some good news and nothing bad!"
[10/16/2014 9:57:15 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((862
[10/16/2014 9:57:24 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((If we didn't do that yet...
[10/16/2014 9:57:35 PM] Malaeryx: ((862 Character now has green, copper based blood. ))
[10/16/2014 9:57:54 PM] Tsarina Morazov: (( To a Morai, oh this will not be good
[10/16/2014 10:02:16 PM] Tsarina Morazov: She perked a brow as Baph tried to make friends with his cloud and had laughed at the debate Rider had with his new besties. Looking to Malaeryx she tilted her head, "Shadow covered eyes, interesting..." She sighed, "We're all going to regret this... humans do drugs, we apparently like to do horrid things to ourselves..." She drank and gasped in pain, body stiffening as her blood changed. Her hair and eyes turned a dark emerald and the shadows usually near her suddenly darted to their usual places. She growled angerily, "First I can't seem to kill a bloody thing and now...THIS?" She angerily huffed and promptly sneezed, on her back now looking up, "I swear if this lasts to long, I'm going to find whoever created this stuff and blow them sky high...."
[10/16/2014 10:03:59 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Well Rider has bad luck so does that mean Yes chooses the number that gives a bad effect? XD))
[10/16/2014 10:04:35 PM] Malaeryx: ((naw, Tsar picks for ya?))
[10/16/2014 10:07:14 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((21
[10/16/2014 10:08:12 PM] Malaeryx: ((21 The next sword that hits the Character receives a permanent +1 bonus. ))
((The mere act of being used to hurt Rider makes swords Sharper. You don't get more unlucky then that lol))
[10/16/2014 10:09:17 PM | Edited 10:09:25 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Dammit! I gtg! DX))
[10/16/2014 10:09:37 PM] Dan(Rider): ((I'll just have Rider end it here unwillingly))
[10/16/2014 10:10:18 PM] Malaeryx: ((Demon drags him to hell?))
[10/16/2014 10:10:40 PM] Baphomet: ((Howard wanted company back home lol))
[10/16/2014 10:12:34 PM] Dan(Rider): Rider would drink his beer and put the glass down. He then waits a moment and smiles as he sees nothing happening. "Ha! Looks like I'm getting double the pay!" 'Nicky, I think that's it. Yo have a drinking problem and I will help you be sober!' "Fuck off! I don't need a damn demon like you!" 'Get over here. So sorry if he was so much trouble to you guys. I didn't know he had a drinking problem...and a gambling problem. But don't worry! I shall make him better with lots of love!' "I will fucking k-" Howard the demon would disappear with Rider and the ghost would follow them as well.
[10/16/2014 10:12:53 PM] Dan(Rider): ((I think that's good for an ending to Rider's drinking. XD))
[10/16/2014 10:13:01 PM] Dan(Rider): ((Night all!))
[10/16/2014 10:13:05 PM] Dan(Rider): ((*POOF*))
[10/16/2014 10:13:22 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, omg thats hilarious! night Rider))
[10/16/2014 10:13:31 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz))
[10/16/2014 10:13:48 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((LOL NITE
[10/16/2014 10:13:51 PM] Malaeryx: ((and then there were 3))
[10/16/2014 10:15:29 PM] Baphomet: ((924))
[10/16/2014 10:15:49 PM] Malaeryx: ((924 Character can shoot anything with a bow that they can lift. ))
[10/16/2014 10:16:30 PM] Baphomet: ((LOlz))
[10/16/2014 10:18:55 PM | Edited 10:19:05 PM] Baphomet: -Baph would hum an offtune rendition of singing in the rain as he drinks another beer with a hiccup, as the cloud drenches him- "I wonder if hes going to enroll that halfling in a twelve step program" -Not really feeling an effect hes look up at Mal, pinned to the roof form- "You have LOVELY EYES!" -Hed then look to the Tsarina- "And you are an excellent wind elemental!"
[10/16/2014 10:19:37 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, need a number))
[10/16/2014 10:19:48 PM] Baphomet: ((1))
[10/16/2014 10:20:16 PM] Malaeryx: ((1 Character suddenly remembers that they've been lying about who they are the whole time, and are actually someone else entirely. ))
[10/16/2014 10:20:30 PM] Malaeryx: ((....huh))
[10/16/2014 10:20:35 PM] Baphomet: ((ummm...))
[10/16/2014 10:20:40 PM] Baphomet: ((reroll?))
[10/16/2014 10:20:55 PM] Malaeryx: ((I'll use my re-roll))
((need new number))
[10/16/2014 10:21:07 PM] Baphomet: ((415))
[10/16/2014 10:21:31 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((sorry, internet is having slow issues so getting messages like 2-3 atta time -_-
[10/16/2014 10:21:38 PM] Malaeryx: ((415 Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.) ))
((oh god....Another Number))
[10/16/2014 10:21:51 PM] Baphomet: ((808))
[10/16/2014 10:22:45 PM] Malaeryx: ((wha....LOL omg this is messed up, and only made more so by the fact its doubled in power XD))
((808 Character begins to lactate ale regardless of gender. ))
[10/16/2014 10:23:55 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Da fuq
[10/16/2014 10:24:34 PM] Baphomet: ((O.o))
[10/16/2014 10:24:51 PM] Baphomet: ((mal is an Ale cow))
[10/16/2014 10:30:51 PM] Malaeryx: {Keeping very silent and avoiding looking at Tsarina Morazov when she asks who made the beer, and watching in surprise as Rider is abducted by his hug-buddy demon, and feeling at her face in concern when Baphomet mentions her eyes incase she was unaware of something, Malaeryx shrugs after a moments inspection and sips her beer after speaking}
"So how are we going to have to go to Hell to find him, or can we just assume that he is enjoying himself in he-ELL?!"
{standing up quickly in alarm, Malaeryx pulls the front of her shirt open and looks down her front only to silently blink in shock and look 'up' at the floor below as her breasts begin to leak a constant sctream of cold beer onto the table below her, in some manner comparable to a bad leak in a roof}
"....Really...?"
[10/16/2014 10:33:21 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((334
[10/16/2014 10:33:56 PM] Malaeryx: ((334 Whenever the Character witnesses a spell being casted, they must succeed a DC 10 Will save or roll for a new alignment. ))
[10/16/2014 10:34:04 PM] Malaeryx: ((alignment = morality))
[10/16/2014 10:34:13 PM] Malaeryx: ((re-roll?))
[10/16/2014 10:34:24 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((So what she would go heroic...?
[10/16/2014 10:34:30 PM] Tsarina Morazov: I'm confused...))
[10/16/2014 10:34:58 PM] Malaeryx: ((She'd become the Kale'annon to her current Richard, personality wise to put it in LFG terms, yeah XD))
[10/16/2014 10:35:41 PM] Malaeryx: ((did you use your re-roll yet? I forgot))
[10/16/2014 10:36:00 PM] Baphomet: ((I dont think she did since blowing up would be suicide type deal))
[10/16/2014 10:36:21 PM] Malaeryx: ((yeah, you have your re-roll still if you want to use it Tsar))
[10/16/2014 10:36:35 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Eh what the heck, her heroic may be odd...
[10/16/2014 10:37:05 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Wait so no spell cast no change so really no affect...? Unless she casts a spell to try and fix something...?
[10/16/2014 10:37:42 PM] Malaeryx: ((Mal has sprinkler-boobs. Tsar hugging bunnies cannot be weirder than that, sorry XD))
((and yeah: personality change only goes into effect when tsar *SEES* a spell cast))
[10/16/2014 10:38:31 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((So any caster, k
[10/16/2014 10:38:58 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I think... go with it so we can have Tsarina Morazovic Tsar give folks nightmares.
[10/16/2014 10:39:34 PM] Baphomet: ((oh dear lord))
[10/16/2014 10:39:44 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((EXACTLY
[10/16/2014 10:39:48 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, Cloud Hugging Baphomet, Happy-Tsar of Doom, and Excorsist/Grudge-Mal.
What have we created?! lol))
[10/16/2014 10:40:03 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Hell
[10/16/2014 10:40:23 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Elysium?
[10/16/2014 10:40:24 PM] Malaeryx: ((No, thats where we sent Hug-Buddy Humphry and Rider XD))
[10/16/2014 10:45:50 PM] Tsarina Morazov: She groaned and sat back, watching Rider get kidnapped cheered her up, "Imma have to go save his butt now aren't I... ARTICUS?" A figure, similar to that of Ironclad but demonic, appeared in moments. He looked at her calmly as she requested he go find Rider. The demon nodded and vanished once more before Roxandra noticed that Malaeryx was having technical difficulties. She just shook her head while sipping her drink, "That is so very wrong..." She began to work to cast a spell for the boobs to stopping being so National Geographic friendly. The moment she did, her eyes widened slightly.
The Tsarina, shadow queen of the Morai, outlaw, murderer, death dealer, neice of one the chaos lord called The Tormentor... burst into tears.
"I have done such horrid things!" She sniffed, "I must make amends. I must from this day onward be noble and honorable! I will save the world from itself, I will protect all mankind, I will defend the weak!" She buried her face in her hands and continued to sob, bewailing her horrible actions and making speeches of making amends.
[10/16/2014 10:48:13 PM] Malaeryx:
((National Geographic Friendly? rofl!))
((and lol, It s the very first Tsar with a heart of gold lol))
[10/16/2014 10:48:30 PM] Baphomet: ((731))
[10/16/2014 10:48:38 PM] Baphomet: ((also im afraid...))
[10/16/2014 10:48:56 PM] Malaeryx: ((731 Any fruit the Character touches becomes dried and preserved. ))
[10/16/2014 10:49:19 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((That could be useful
[10/16/2014 10:51:17 PM] Malaeryx: ((You still have your re-roll if you wish to use it, Ziel.))
[10/16/2014 10:54:33 PM] Baphomet: -Baph would jump and dive behind the nearest crate in the warehouse, taking his beer with him as he stares terrified at the tsarina...more spacifically her crying. Being born of demon and witch and raised as such the only tears he'd ever witness were NOT from misdeeds and this was NOT the woman who just the day before threatened to rip his soul from his body. Deciding this was either a trick or he was finally drunk he decided to drink his bear from here where it was safe.- "Somethings wrong with the draining lady" -Hed whisper like a child that though he saw the
boogy man just before an apple rolls from the crate he was hiding behind-
"Oh a peice of candy!" -Touching it it would instantly turn into a jar of dried apple preserves, the demon instantly loosing interest-
"Boo...."
[10/16/2014 10:55:20 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((LOL
[10/16/2014 10:55:39 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Tsar is scarier heroic
[10/16/2014 10:56:32 PM] Malaeryx: ((need a number lol, and the spell Tsar cast, did she cast it, or was her personality alteration activated before she cast it?))
[10/16/2014 10:57:51 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((She cast it but forgot a little itty bitty detail... her blood is green, aka not her usual blue. Morai shadow ability mage wise is by blood. So her magic is pure chaos so it may work... it may make it worse...
[10/16/2014 10:58:24 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I thought of that like thirty sec ago... she has magic, but it aint shadow so may have chaotic twist
[10/16/2014 10:58:51 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((It's why the blood thing is so crucial to Morai... 621
[10/16/2014 10:59:27 PM] Malaeryx: ((omg, YES!))
((621 Whatever the Character kills harmlessly explodes and splatters everywhere. (People, doors, etc.) ))
[10/16/2014 11:07:58 PM] Malaeryx: {Makeing a Squeeking-growl in horrified surprise as her leaky-roof impression suddenly evolves into a full-on Niagra falls re-enactment as she is about to take a sip, Malaeryx studies the beer flowing from her only to make a horrified expression}
"....Beer...comes from elves?....I hate humanoids...."
{Takeing a sip and then folding her arms across her front as she stands on the ceiling looking down at the others, Malaeryx raises an eyebrow eyebrow at Tsarina Morazov's sudden mood-shift in bewildered confusion}
"....Unless I missed something, how are you the worst off from this?"
{snorting as the butterfly appears on her nose, Malaeryx quickly catches hold of it, and quickly crushes it with a grin, only for a bug-guts gore-bomb to detonate, splattering her face with butterfly insides as her black eyesockets move slightly as if she was blinking in surprise}
[10/16/2014 11:08:48 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((450
[10/16/2014 11:09:47 PM] Malaeryx: ((oh god, what have you done?! XD))
((450 Re-roll twice more on this marvelous table, and the effect affects entire party. ))
((Need 2 numbers, and they will effect us all))
[10/16/2014 11:10:23 PM] Baphomet: ((oooh dear))
[10/16/2014 11:10:53 PM] Tsarina Morazov: (( 44, 921
[10/16/2014 11:12:11 PM] Malaeryx: ((44 Lung capacity enlarges harmlessly. Can hold breath for 20 minutes. ))
((Considering Mal is flooding the place, probably a good thing XD))
((921 Character's singing attracts hostile creatures. ))
((lol, is happy Tsar gonne sing us a monster-summoning Dinsey-Princes Melody? ROFL))
[10/16/2014 11:12:33 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((...hell yes
[10/16/2014 11:12:40 PM] Malaeryx:
[10/16/2014 11:13:05 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Vermithrax can come barrelin through the doors LOL jk jk
[10/16/2014 11:13:38 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, omg he would *KILL* Mal on sight lol))
[10/16/2014 11:16:42 PM] Tsarina Morazov: She stopped crying and sniffed while sipping drink, "That's better." She noticed her hellhounds were -freaking out- afraid of their mistress. She smiled and motioned for them to come. One slowly slunk close and she began humming. The poor creatured stared at her and then looked at Malaeryx like 'What da hell is wrong wit yo' fools'. The Tsarina was singing a soft lullaby of sorts. Outside, the city's population of rabid animals could be heard yowling and yapping as they tried to find a way in. The Tsarina was oblivious, singing cheerfull as she petter the poor hellhound's head.
[10/16/2014 11:17:33 PM] Baphomet: ((91))
[10/16/2014 11:17:46 PM] Baphomet: ((also.....we gunna die))
[10/16/2014 11:17:55 PM] Baphomet: ((scept mal maybe whose on the roof lol))
[10/16/2014 11:18:19 PM] Malaeryx: ((...It fits him....so perfectly....))
((91 Character realizes that the universe was born in a huge explosion. Is allowed to start religion. ))
[10/16/2014 11:19:00 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((LOL
[10/16/2014 11:19:19 PM] Baphomet: ((do you....really want Baph...doing that?))
[10/16/2014 11:19:33 PM] Malaeryx: ((A Demon starting an Evolution Religion. Oh. The Irony.))
((PLEASE call it 'The Big Bang Theory'))
[10/16/2014 11:20:47 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Heroic Tsar, Mala ale cow, Baph has a religion
[10/16/2014 11:21:07 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((We can never play this game again... The world can't take much more...
[10/16/2014 11:21:16 PM] Malaeryx:
[10/16/2014 11:23:25 PM | Edited 11:24:01 PM] Baphomet: -Baph would move causiosly, watching the Tsarina as if she were a cobra about to strike as he grabs a beer and scyrried back to his safe spot. Drinking it in a gulp the demon would let out an overdramatic gasp, as if the world suddenly made sense in his feeble mind-
"I understand Ted!" -Hed look to the storm cloud- "The universe it came from a boom! A bang! a big Bang! WE must make sure all the human people and the little dickens understtand tha big bang theory!....ermm also there is a large furry thing trying to get in through the window....THE FIRST OF MY DECIPLES!"
-Hed dart to the warehouse window waving at the cat- "You will sit there and---heyyyyy, donchu hiss at me fella!"
[10/16/2014 11:24:03 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I am laughing so hard it hurts
[10/16/2014 11:24:30 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz))
[10/16/2014 11:24:40 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, need a number))
[10/16/2014 11:24:40 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((FYI, I vote posting this to the site as a non game relating thing ccause seriously, I am laughing so hard it hurts
[10/16/2014 11:24:59 PM] Malaeryx: ((I'm cool with it))
[10/16/2014 11:25:01 PM] Baphomet: ((596))
[10/16/2014 11:25:06 PM] Baphomet: my too
))
[10/16/2014 11:25:21 PM] Malaeryx: ((596 Vines grow over the Character whenever they're asleep. ))
[10/16/2014 11:27:07 PM] Baphomet: ((Baph is terrified of the niceness lol))
[10/16/2014 11:31:34 PM] Malaeryx: {By this point fed up and furious with the deluge her chest continues to downpour upon the room, the floor of which likely drenched in Cold Beer by this point, Malaeryx snarls as she looks 'down' at herself}
"How much beer do these things produce?!"
{shakeing her head and glareing angrily down at Tsarina Morazov, whoose singing would subconciously be effecting her, Malaeryx irritably sips her beer and studies her body for any signs of changes before sighing and refolding her arms as she looks "up" at the floor with a resigned sigh}
"And I thought the crying was bad. This is much worse."
[10/16/2014 11:32:08 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((400
[10/16/2014 11:32:59 PM] Malaeryx:
((No way! No way!))
((400 Roll three more times on this marvelous table, and take all the effects. ))
((You got yourself a Triple, Tsar XD))
[10/16/2014 11:33:32 PM] Baphomet: ((oh dear))
[10/16/2014 11:33:44 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((... 5, 55, 555
[10/16/2014 11:34:50 PM] Baphomet: ((HA))
[10/16/2014 11:35:28 PM] Malaeryx: ((5 Character's mouth lets out light, illuminating 5 ft. in front of the Character whenever it's open. ))
((HAHHAAH! All Hail Flashlight Morazov, Queen of the Shadows XD))
((55 Character is haunted by nightmares of a lost island that holds extraordinarily improbable animals. ))
((555 Any mount ridden by the Character suffers no fatigue while they ride it. ))
((if you ride any animal, it will never get tired while ya ride it))
[10/16/2014 11:36:18 PM] Malaeryx: ((and I vote for Island of Doctor Moreau for the nightmare island!))
[10/16/2014 11:37:11 PM] Baphomet: ((those animals that will kill us when tsar starts singing lol))
[10/16/2014 11:40:03 PM] Tsarina Morazov: The Tsarina was going between crying and singing, th rabid critters outside scrambling to get in. The hellhounds were freaking out, not sure what the fuck was going on. The Morai sipped the drink again and began to sing but stopped as light burst from her mouth. The hellhound just stared before keeling over in a dead faint. She screamed and heroicly dragged the hellhound out of the ale, "It's okay, you will be alright..." She murmured, "Not like that hell... I was there for three years... small colorful horses with weeird things on their rumps. They ran around singing and being best friends with these bear things. These bear things were colorful and had weird marks like the ponies except it was on their tummies..." She murmured to the poor hellhound, starting to sing again.
[10/16/2014 11:41:21 PM] Malaeryx: ((NO. GOD NO. lol! even Hero Tsar knows that shit is HELL!))
[10/16/2014 11:41:45 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((My little ponies and care bears
[10/16/2014 11:41:51 PM] Baphomet: ((whyyyyyyy))
[10/16/2014 11:41:55 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz))
[10/16/2014 11:42:24 PM] Baphomet: ((927))
[10/16/2014 11:42:25 PM] Malaeryx: ((What could be *worse*, I mean honestly? XD))
[10/16/2014 11:42:38 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Exactly
[10/16/2014 11:43:16 PM] Malaeryx: ((Oh Hell Yes))
((927 Character gains rock-star like groupies that follow them everywhere. (Large mob) If they get killed, new ones take their place. They are only capable of cheering and trampling the Character. ))
[10/16/2014 11:43:42 PM] Baphomet: ((Oh great he has a religeon AND groupees))
[10/16/2014 11:43:42 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((This gets better and better
[10/16/2014 11:43:50 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((He can start a church
[10/16/2014 11:44:20 PM] Malaeryx: ((You see, lol?))
((*THIS* is why I love random chaos lists, ya tempt fate long enough, you get awasome stuff XD))
[10/16/2014 11:46:19 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would take another gulp of beer before he realizes his hiding crate was starting to float in the sea of booze that was now rising, as soon as he gets on top of it six wild groupees would appear from nowhere cheering loudly. With a grin Baph would stand on the crate and strike a superman pose-
"The congregation of the Big Bang Theory has assembled!"
[10/16/2014 11:47:31 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, and thus, The cult that ended us all was born XD))
((Need a number, and something from the 700s, that hole 100 numbers is jsut awasome))
[10/16/2014 11:48:02 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((701
[10/16/2014 11:48:53 PM] Malaeryx: ((...*facepalm* re-roll.))
((it was 701 Character gives birth to a nest of (DMs choice). ))
[10/16/2014 11:49:48 PM] Baphomet: ((Tsar gives birth to a nest of bunnies))
[10/16/2014 11:50:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((naw its my turn lol))
[10/16/2014 11:50:15 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((They shall feed on ale
[10/16/2014 11:50:21 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((703
[10/16/2014 11:50:22 PM] Baphomet: Oh god, No more Mal kids!))
[10/16/2014 11:50:53 PM] Malaeryx: ((703 Character gains 5 ft of height, but is not considered a size category larger. Stats don't change. ))
((If shes not giving birth, shes getting giant. I swear, wtf lol))
[10/16/2014 11:51:00 PM] Baphomet: ((I also just realized Baph got an endless food suppy))
[10/16/2014 11:58:57 PM] Malaeryx: {Sighing as she grinds her teeth together in irritation, both at the sudden mass of cheering fans and the continued singing, Malaeryx shakes her head and sips her beer, only to grunt in surprise as she suddenly finds the floor of the room rapidly aproaching her head, before realiseing the cause as she looks "down" at herself}
"Why does this happen to me so much since I left the Faerei Realm? Am I cursed!"
{Snarling as her now 11 foot tall form causes her head to brush aghainst the surface of the wooden table, Malaeryx walks along the roof to stand in the cornner and resemble a oxygen bubbler in a fish tank as the beer increases in rate of production as a result of her increased size}
"If I loose this bet, I'm killing the first thing I see in the afterlife. I don't care if thats not actually possible, I'm killing it, and then I am eatting it if it tastes good."
[10/16/2014 11:59:48 PM] Tsarina Morazov: 720))
[12:00:09 AM] Malaeryx: ((720 Any casted magic that affects the Character causes plant life to over grow in the immediate area. ))
[12:01:33 AM] Tsarina Morazov: (9I gotta bail, it's midnight and I have a few hours before going to deal with idjit kids
[12:01:58 AM] Malaeryx: ((K, want us to stop, or say Tsar drownned/got killed off?))
[12:02:17 AM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Oh no
[12:02:22 AM] Tsarina Morazov: ((No killy...
[12:02:43 AM] Malaeryx: ((lol, she sings and a weed grows, and drowns her as the beer rises?))
[12:02:49 AM] Malaeryx: ((oh, okay))
[12:02:55 AM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I wanna pick it up but if not, she dove out the window to go save the day
[12:03:18 AM] Malaeryx: ((lol, Ziel, you want to pause this till Tsar is ready tomarrow?))
[12:03:39 AM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Lemme know, bai
[12:03:51 AM] Tsarina Morazov: If we keep going, yep, she went to save the day.))
[12:03:58 AM] Malaeryx: ((night Tsar))
[12:05:00 AM] Baphomet: ((lolz))
[12:05:06 AM] Baphomet: ((dat was fun))
[12:05:33 AM] Malaeryx: ((yeah lol))
((Its your call, wait for Tsar, or finish it up?))
[12:11:38 AM] Malaeryx: ((We are waiting For Tsar then))
((Tsar, still your turn when we pick this back up!))
[12:12:34 AM] Baphomet: ((we can call it and wait for tsar, maybe howard will bring rider back lol))
[12:15:10 AM] Malaeryx: ((lol, naw, the objective is to be the last one standing, It would be hilarious to see Rider's ic reaction to flashlight-Hero Tsar: survivor of Preschool island, Giant Beer-tank Mal, and Cult Rock Star Leader of Evolution Baphomet, but if we don't, eventualy, have only one person left in the room, We'll never be done XD))
[12:16:10 AM] Baphomet: LOL true. Baph pretty lucky so far
))
[12:18:01 AM] Malaeryx: ((True, Worse of is Definatly Tsar, I think Baph is winning since he got himself a cult following, and Mal is gone for good if anything happens to that roof lol, she'll go flying into orbit XD))
[12:35:10 AM] Baphomet: lolz))
[12:35:39 AM] Malaeryx: ((anyway, gonna leave this alone till we start back up on it))
[1:40:03 PM] Malaeryx: ((your turn Tsar, your result before we stopped was:
[12:00 AM] Malaeryx:
<<< 720 Any casted magic that affects the Character causes plant life to over grow in the immediate area. ))
[1:41:13 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Casted magic, so if Mala or Tsar cast something, plants are everywhere?
[1:42:04 PM] Malaeryx: ((If it effects Tsar, anyone can cast anything, but if it effects (targets, also includes in, etc) Tsar, then plants grow))
[1:48:14 PM] Tsarina Morazov: The Tsarina listens intently to the religion going on and joined in a song before sipping her drink. The hellhound had hopped onto a floating table and stared at Malaeryx and Baphomet mournfully. The Tsarina noticed the flooding floor and also hopped onto a table. Looking at herself, her clothing darkened and changed to try... she was immedietely covered in greenery to where she could barely move. She cheered, "The bang is truth! It s a sign my evil is forgiven!"
[1:49:09 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, another one joins the cult!))
[1:49:23 PM] Malaeryx: ((sing that to "another one bites the dust" lol))
[1:50:46 PM] Baphomet: ((182))
[1:51:18 PM] Malaeryx: ((182 Character hears 1d4 voices in their head. ))
[1:53:27 PM] Tsarina Morazov: [1:53 PM] Tsarina Morazov:
<<< Wait so Baph hears voices, with a religion, well that's normal enough XD ))
[1:53:44 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol! low blow, Tsar. Ouch lol))
[1:54:18 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((THEY DID, a lot of em
[1:54:46 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I mean Jim Jones and stuff
[1:55:03 PM] Malaeryx: ((Drink the koolaid, yeah))
[1:55:12 PM] Tsarina Morazov: (9Yeeeep
[1:55:15 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would clap excitedly while taking another swig of beer, Hearing more voices than actually in the room hed just chalk them up to "invisible followers" smiling brightly hed look up at the cloud- "So many people! I am renaming you to Sheldon mister cloud!" -He says and get immediatly rained on- "Awww, the little dickens likes it"
[1:55:42 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, need a number))
[1:56:10 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((746
[1:56:30 PM] Malaeryx: ((746 Character's hands never leave their sleeves. (Character also permanently wears long sleeve shirts.) ))
[1:56:54 PM] Malaeryx: ((she already does lol, but thats still epic XD))
[2:03:52 PM] Malaeryx: {eyelid twitching in irritation as the singing continues, Malaeryx sits down on the ceiling with a sigh in responce to the riseing beer-flood beginning to submerge her head when she stood at her 11ft height. Sipping her beer as she shrugs at the shadow wolves, Malaeryx begins to remove her jacket so she tan tie it around her still leaking chest in an attempt to keep the beer from splashing into her face}
"Well, atleast my mind is still-....."
{Looking at the handless arm she just withdrew from her sleave, Malaeryx discovers to her horror that her left hand is now attached to the jacket sleeve instead of her arm and wrist, which she quickly stuffs back down the sleeve of her jacket and begins examining her hand in worry}
"Okay...this is bad."
[2:04:43 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((OHMENEXT 781
[2:04:59 PM] Malaeryx: ((781 Character gains a pencil-thin mustache, a thick British accent, and an urge to lift one eyebrow. ))
[2:05:29 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, British Bearded Lady Morazov XD))
[2:05:31 PM] Baphomet: ((Oh god!))
[2:12:11 PM] Tsarina Morazov: She sat with her hellhound on the floating table table while humming Row, Row, Row your boat. Sipping her drink yet again, she sported a dashing mustache. Liftng an eyebrow she spoke to her wolf, "This is fit, we are having bonding time. dae thou fancy my plants? I think they make a fit outfit. And just listen, singing whilst boating!"
[2:12:26 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((It was short because that accent is hard so ya
[2:14:57 PM] Baphomet: ((LOL tsar. 362))
[2:15:25 PM] Malaeryx: ((Name a body part, Ziel))
[2:15:47 PM] Baphomet: ((Uhhhhh. lik himan or Baph demon anatomy?))
[2:15:53 PM] Malaeryx: ((Baph))
[2:16:00 PM] Baphomet: ((Tail!))
[2:16:05 PM] Malaeryx: ((362 Character's random body part becomes invincible. (bones, organs; DMs choice.) ))
[2:19:44 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would be in the middle of talking about his "findings" when he gulps more beer. After a bit hed absently look back. Hed blink a few times at first thinking his tail gone...but....he could feel it.- "Hmm..." -Looking over hes lash at one of the groopees, taking the screaming persons head off only to have them prombly replaced by another. Sqeeling with glee Baph would jump up and down- "Sheldon! Sheldon! The bang gave me a means of invisible slaughter!"
[2:21:03 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, "invincible", not "invisible", but I vote we go with it lol))
((Need a number))
[2:21:11 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((322
[2:21:38 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz i misread))
[2:21:47 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, its the one you skipped Tsar))
((322 Character shoots out fireworks (works as dancing lights) whenever they're struck. ))
[2:21:58 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((699
[2:22:28 PM] Malaeryx: ((damn lol, I'm out XD))
((699 Character spontaneously ages 10,000 years. Fort save DC 10 or the Character disintegrates. (Character reverts to normal health and stats before the potion, but is still 10,000 years older. Lifespan continues as normal.) ))
[2:23:37 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Waaaaait dosn't that just make her an old ladeh if lifespan continues as normal....?
[2:24:09 PM] Malaeryx: ((Yeah, but she only capable of living for a little over 500 more years))
((Deep Sea Dragons only live for 1000))
[2:24:27 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Ooooooooooh
[2:25:11 PM] Baphomet: ((dang, she "Died" horribly))
[2:25:28 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I think she just disintergrated....
[2:25:57 PM] Baphomet: And then there were 2))
[2:27:06 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((755!
[2:31:01 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((waaaaaait my turn...?
[2:31:03 PM] Malaeryx: {grumbling in irritation, Malaeryx downs another sip of beer and looks "up" at the others resideing on the various floating objects in the beer flooded room}
"At this rate, you'll all drown if someone doesn't break a window and this flood out."
{Unnoticed by Malaeryx at present, she begins to rapidly age, going from a shark-tailed Snow elf in her "mid 20s", a snow elf in her 30s, 40s, 50s, by the time Malaeryx actualy notices anything she has already become a *very* old elderly woman}
"What? oh no, not like theis-"
{The magically aged dragon in elf form suddenly poofs in a cloud of dust, which falls to the ceiling and lays in a pile amongst her belongings and spilt beer mug}
[2:31:13 PM] Malaeryx: ((had to do my post, lol))
[2:31:24 PM] Malaeryx: ((755 Character finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome in their inventory. ))
[2:31:49 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Mala is dust while Tsar gets a new toy, I like this game
[2:32:06 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Cept I can never officially IC play it, goodness...
[2:33:19 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz))
[2:33:27 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, don't forget Rider was sent to hell and Baphomet is the prophet of Evolution))
[2:36:41 PM] Tsarina Morazov: Tsarina Morazov was rocking back and forth as she told stories of horror about her time on the horrid island to the poor hellhound. The poor fellow was tormented by the accent, the eyebrow quirk, and the Tsarina had taken to stroking her mustache. The two still perched on the floating table. The Tsarina was oblivious to most of what was happening but once Malaeryx turned to dust, the hound had enough. The poor critter promptly hopped off the tabletop to drown itself tin the hope that afterlife was better then this. The Tsarina screamed in horror before using a spell to bring the hound back. The poor hound sat on the table, covered in greenery. The Tsarina was delighted as she sipped her drink. She seemed confused and reached into a pocket to pull out a tome. She looked at it closely before paddling furiously to Baphomet, "Oh wise one! I have found something that we may use to tell the world of the bang!"
[2:37:33 PM] Baphomet: ((347))
[2:37:56 PM] Malaeryx: ((347 Everyone who first meets the character says, “I’m so sorry” in a very concerned tone, although is not aware of saying it. The character is also unaware of anything that would warrant this. ))
[2:38:06 PM] Malaeryx: ((and isn't Tsar illiterate currently? LOL))
[2:38:35 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((She can't read it, tis why she is taking it to the prophet XD
[2:39:01 PM] Malaeryx: ((ahhh))
[2:40:33 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I dunno, you know how you have a char set in your head and stuff? Yeah, Tsar in my head committed suicide like... around the time she went heroic
[2:42:07 PM] Malaeryx:
[2:42:40 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Like, walk to Vermithrax and jump into his jaw sorta thing
[2:42:49 PM] Malaeryx: ((Wait, she is supposed to switch alignment when she sees magic right?))
[2:43:06 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I dunno, she's fun heroic XD
[2:43:41 PM] Malaeryx: ((LOL, true Tsar remembering what Hero Tsar has been doing, oh the embarasment lol XD))
[2:44:22 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((-Tsar walks to Vermithrax- Eat. Me.
[2:45:23 PM] Malaeryx: ((XD))
[2:45:36 PM] Malaeryx: ((If you win, we can end it like that, hows that lol?))
[2:46:52 PM] Baphomet: -Baph would take the tome after drinking a beer, looking at the strange book- "Yay! a bang book!" (( -SInce he really hasnt met anyone here for the first time after drinking)) -Looking at the pile of dust that sank in the beer- "Thats not good"
[2:48:17 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((-cough- didrynapickanumberandimissedit?
[2:48:27 PM] Malaeryx: ((yes lol))
[2:48:32 PM] Malaeryx: ((its your turn))
[2:50:08 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((444
[2:50:39 PM] Malaeryx: ((I was hopeing we would get to use this one!))
((444 Character's skeleton removes itself from the Character's body without killing them, and runs away. It takes 24 hours for a new one to grow back. The skeleton is the same alignment as the Character, but has no desire to become friends with them. ))
[2:50:57 PM] Baphomet: ((Tsars out lol, cant drink with no bones))
[2:51:05 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Yep I' out
[2:51:13 PM] Malaeryx: ((Heroic Tsar-Skeleton on the loose))
((and yeah, Baphomet wins lol))
[2:52:13 PM] Malaeryx: ((skeleton post, then Baphomet does one final drink to finish the round and claim victory if he lives?))
[2:57:18 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz))
[2:57:30 PM] Baphomet: ((548))
[2:57:59 PM] Malaeryx: ((will post once Tsar is done))
[2:58:34 PM] Tsarina Morazov: Tsarina nodded eagerly, looking to Baphomet and the tome. She sipped her drink once again. The hellhound feel off the table top in horror as the Tsarina's skeleton decided to shed the skin and the unit become two. The skeleton hopped off the table and left the room. The Tsarina, what was left, stayed on the tabe top... trying to sing.
[2:59:03 PM] Malaeryx: ((548 Magical items are drawn to the Character like a powerful magnet and activate once they hit the Character. (Reflex DC 15 to avoid setting them off) ))
[2:59:48 PM] Malaeryx: ((whatever that book did, its gonna do it lol))
[3:00:00 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((...oh dear
[3:03:20 PM] Baphomet: ((oh dear))
[3:03:24 PM] Baphomet: ((what did it do?))
[3:03:50 PM] Malaeryx: ((No idea, your or Tsar decide?))
[3:04:23 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((Sends the user to the island where Tsar thinks she was tormented to Ponies and Carebears?
[3:04:30 PM] Tsarina Morazov: (( o.o
[3:05:07 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, would be a fitting end to all this))
[3:05:26 PM] Tsarina Morazov: ((I dunno, das my idea
[3:05:49 PM] Baphomet: ((lolz, its a draw!))
[3:07:41 PM] Malaeryx: ((Once this is done, and as long as Rider also is okay with it being uploaded, we should edit the names to say the characters instead of skype accounts))
[3:09:26 PM | Edited 3:10:47 PM] Baphomet: -Baphomet would be about to coment on the tastey bones leaving the room having put the book down to drink another beer. When he does the book suddly starts to vibrate before flying and smacking the demon in the in the face, poofing him to another area along with his groupees and Sheldon. Upon seeing the pretty colors he shrieks in utter terror and begins digging a hole to bury himself- "No! Ive heard the stories! Save me Sheldon!"
[3:13:28 PM] Malaeryx: ((lol, and thus: The First ever game of "Chaos Roullete" Ends in a Draw))
((Final Score:
1st Place: Baphomet: Banished to care bear pony island
2nd Place: Tsarina Morazov: Made into a Dinsey Princess with animal enrageing singing voice, and victim of a skeleton removal
3rd Place: Malaeryx: Aged to death after becomeing a giant ale-cow and haveing gravity reversed
4th Place: The Wandering Rider: Hauled off to Hell by his Hug-Buddy Demon
))
[3:13:59 PM] Baphomet: Best ending ever lol))
Subject: Chaos Roulette- Round 1 (Mala, Tsar, Baph, Rider) 
Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:27 pm
